thank you bathtub crocodile
this show was on drugs.
drugs that reassured us
Amanda Bynes comments on Amanda Bynes.
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST
holy fucking perfect!
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”
these flower crown posts r everywhere man u could put a flower crown on this text post and people would reblog it
THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE OH MY GOD I CNT ST O P LAUGHINFJG