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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub crocodile

this show was on drugs.

drugs that reassured us

(Source: 2000ish, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

lolsofunny:

reesieboi:

Amanda Bynes comments on Amanda Bynes. 

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(via best-of-funny)

epic-humor:

see more 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via puffymind)

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

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girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
girl/boy: *suicidal*
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy:
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks
My life.

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via puffymind)

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

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attack-of-the-feels:

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

(Source: thylae, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

chiakianami:

chiakianami:

these flower crown posts r everywhere man  u could put a flower crown on this text post and people would reblog it

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(Source: meloettas, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

best-of-funny:

ofmiceandmuchachos:

THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE OH MY GOD I CNT ST O P LAUGHINFJG

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(Source: interested-in-madness, via best-of-funny)